February 8th, 2008
Great bumper stickers
Mental backup in progress – Do Not Disturb!
Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?





