Mental backup in progress – Do Not Disturb!

Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

Hmmm. It’s now February, and I haven’t kept to my new year’s resolutions.

OK, I’ve been telling everyone that I don’t have any resolutions, but that’s not true. I do have resolutions, but some are a little too personal for me to share with the Whole Wide World (or World Wide Web).

But I do have some resolutions that I think would be of great interest to you children… I mean, kids… I mean, students.

1. Give lots of pop quizzes
2. Give lots of difficult worksheets
3. Prepare impossible questions in the class tests as well as examinations

Well, quite frankly, these aren’t exactly resolutions. It’s more like, they’re integrated in my work… ask your seniors and see. #2 and #3 happens all the time, although #1 not as much. #1 happens when I am in that evil mood… muahahahahaha…